Tuesday, October 11, 2005


Slappy's going to get him one of these things and drive all over town. He'll be a living, driving, killing nightmare...coming to a town near you on Halloween.


Blogger Alistair! said...

Hey! Isn't that the buggy that used to be the Spider-Mobile/ You know the one that the Human Torch made for his buddy Spider-Man back in the 70s. I'd recognise it anywhere, you're gonna be riding round in the old Spider-mobile...coooool!

7:55 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

That car reminds me of death or vomiting. Either way, excellent choice.

8:06 PM  
Blogger Monkey said...

Slappy. This is the ugliest vehicle I have ever seen. I would have thought a hearse would have been your first choice.

You scare me more each day, my master.

Your minion,

8:44 PM  
Blogger Nick said...

God I love killing nightmares.

10:03 PM  
Blogger Slappy the Zombie said...

Spidermobile...death or vomit...a hearse....love of killing machines. Slappy smiles kindly on his comments today. But he would never drive in something called the vomitmobile. Never!!!!... however, the deathmobile sounds quite delightful.

9:47 PM  
Blogger Alistair! said...

I liked mikefisher17237826's comment. Fascinating.

2:18 PM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

Slappy, you were never molested, were you? Because there's this one episode of Law & Order, SVU...

3:33 PM  
Blogger Calzone said...

Milf is sick yo.

4:11 PM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

You love it that way, dragon

4:37 PM  
Blogger Slappy the Zombie said...

Yes, Slappy also enjoyed mikefisher17237826's comment. He enjoyed it so much he smited it from his blog, and he smited mikefisher17237826 as well, just for good measure.

Ubermilf, you must be insane to ask if Slappy were molested. Slappy does not get molested. He does not agree with such things, as it is much too creepy for Slappy.

Slappy maims,kills, and terrifies, but he would never molest. Slappy would just steal your soul and use your mortal remains as kindling for evil.

7:44 PM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

Sheesh! Allright! So that wasn't you taken advantage of and then dumped into a duffle bag. My mistake.

You didn't have to get all "uppity-puppetty" about it.

9:07 PM  
Blogger Slappy the Zombie said...

Uppity-puppetty??!!! Slappy has never heard such insolence! Human, you will pay for your transgression!!! Slappy will make you pay dearly!

9:54 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Hee hee!!! uppity-puppetty. Oh, you might have been out-eviled there for a second, in a very back-handed way.

I think I need to look for a copy of that creepy ventriloquist dummy murder movie "Magic" on DVD.

10:51 AM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

Tsk tsk...the Blue Fairy will NEVER turn you into a real boy with that kind of talk.

12:37 PM  
Blogger Slappy the Zombie said...

Fool! Slappy would never be a real boy. Slappy is Slappy. A real boy could never do the things Slappy does.

1:24 PM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

You're so cute. Here comes the hug express, headed for Slappy Town!

1:32 PM  
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