Tuesday, December 13, 2005

The King of Cake Has Left the Building

Slappy is very happy to report that there is a man calling himself The King of Cake and he is mad. In fact, he is quite possibly the maddest of all madmen ever produced in a madman manufacturing factory, if there were such a thing. Slappy knows about these things. Don't let the king fool you. He is clearly insane. Slappy would kill him, but The King will do more damage left alive.


Blogger Monkey said...

The King is clearly mad. Mad I tell you!

9:00 PM  
Blogger Willy Jo said...

i thawt i told you to kwit starin at me. i'll nock that godam smirk rite off yer dum face iffin you dont.

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Blogger Johnny Damned said...

Check my new avatar and shit

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Blogger Monkey said...

I explained earlier Willy Jo. I lack eyelids. If I could stop staring, I assure I would. In fact, staring at your buttocks, as plump as they are, is not my preferred activity at this time.

Johnny Damned, you are insufferable and shit.

8:03 PM  
Blogger King of Cake said...

You people are a bunch of freaks.

King of the "As if I had a cake" Club

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Blogger King of Cake said...

P.S. I have not left the building, despite your assertion to the contrary.

I am still here, lodged in my sugary confabulation of a castle. From which I will not be dislodged. Because I was baked in place when it was made.

Begone, ye whilliker-shaking fruitypants!!!

Mr. King

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Blogger Übermilf said...

I wish I could whack Willy with a cricket bat until his cheeky cheeks were as red as his underwear.

And Johnny Damned, you look like you're giving a Hitler Salute at a White Power meeting. I like the other one better, with the bunny ears. Were they bunny ears?

And I don't remember electing a King of Cakes. As Cupcake Queen, I'm quite certain I'd remember that.

Slappy, you've got a little dirt on your face. Come over here so I can spit on my hanky and clean it off for you.

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Blogger Willy Jo said...

uber yer givin me a wood

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Blogger Monkey said...

Ubie always has that effect on the males. See what she did to Slappy? He was a real boy before he met her.

I liked the old avatar better too. (Don't tell him.)

The King of Cakes is quite the imperious one and prone to baking the most disturbing of cakes. He would love some of your creations Ubie. And I know he would love that catbox cake of Pants.

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Blogger Cletus Monet III said...

Hey Sloppy,

You ernt very perdy to look at. I bet youd be perdy if you was burnin in my fireplace.

flaminly yurs,

5:40 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

It looks as if I have come back just in time!

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Blogger King of Cake said...

Sign me up for sputtering and all that polyglot nonsense! Sounds like just what I need for my next cake:

"Arc Bond Sputtering and Superlattice technology to apply multi-layers of super-hard elemental coatings on an array of precision products to achieve a variety of physical properties."

UberM -- fear not. You did not elect me. The King is King, and that is that.

11:27 AM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

So, does this mean I can declare war on you? I shall pelt you with cupcakes until you surrender!

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Blogger King of Cake said...

I am a great appreciator of cupcake pelting techniques. Just let me go get my spatula.

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Blogger Nick said...

Get a room, you two.

2:02 PM  
Blogger King of Cake said...

I said "pelting", not "petting".

Get your mind out of the mixing bowl, el Nicko!

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Blogger Übermilf said...

Hah! The park ranger wants you to visit!

There won't be anyone for miles and miles to hear his screams...

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Blogger Übermilf said...

I shall have to kill the King of Cake. I know you understand, Slappy.

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Blogger Slappy the Zombie said...

And the great cupcake vs cake war commences...

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