Thursday, December 01, 2005

Slap in the Box

Slappy has been underground. Literally. Some fool stuck Slappy inside the coffin of a recently deceased puppeteer. The imbecile couldn't tell a dummy from a puppet. It took Slappy days to claw through the coffin and tunnel out of there. In that time my departed masters home was sold, and Slappy's possessions were purloined! Curses!! What sort of treachery is this? I swear I'll destroy the next idiot who tries to stuff me under their winter coat as a gift for their child. Doesn't it alarm you to look at Slappy? Doesn't Slappy look a bit evil? Don't you have any sort of sensory apparatus in your oversized craniums? No, no you don't.

7 Comments:

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Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

Slappy, I am concerned about you. Have you developed an ... affinity... for horses?

Someone appears convinced that you have an interest in this area.

Just remember, I'll always love you, no matter what.

9:16 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Dear Slappy--
I say, if you are essentially homeless, why not let those weirdos stuff you under their coats? Then you can live in their homes until such a time as they are all... dead.

What a perfect way to practice your methods! Challenging yourself with new surroundings while at the same time providing yourself with a roof over your head.

I think it's brilliant, BRILLIANT!!!

1:25 PM  
Blogger Calzone said...

Man I like rocking horses...they are so cool

3:07 PM  
Blogger Willy Jo said...

dood you gots a perty sweet blob foto. you sum kinda pimp er sumthin?

4:18 PM  
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