Sunday, February 12, 2006

A Tribute From Hell For Slappy's Valentine


Even though Slappy is decidedly evil, sometimes he inspires love. And every once in a great while, Slappy finds his wicked non-existing heart pierced by one of his minions. Yes, sometimes even pure destruction like Slappy has a valentine.

I'm Just Wild About Milfy

I'm just wild about Milfy
And Milfy's wild about me
Gifts of knives and providing alibis
Fills Slappy with ecstasy
She's as sweet as a hangman
And just like a guillotine
Oh Slappy's wild about Milfy
And she's just wild about
Cannot do without
She can punch you out
Can't you hear me shout
Talking with my mouth
Could you ever doubt
She's just wild for Slappy

13 Comments:

Blogger Übermilf said...

When I think of you, my heart fills with such joy it's as if the entire cast of Eight is Enough is being tortured with a cheese grater and emitting blood-curdling shrieks of terror.

It's as if Joan Lunden got her hand caught in a blender and her mangled flesh spattered upon my kitchen wall.

I feel like Jill Whelan got smashed into a trash compactor, and then was served to Gavin McCleod on crackers as paté.

Never has a woman had such love for a possessed wooden figure, as I have for you.

2:41 PM  
Blogger Monkey said...

Slappy! This was heartwarming and downright romantic! You sly dog you. I had no idea your heart was full of song and chocolates.

Übie is a lucky woman indeed.

10:59 AM  
Blogger Mr. Paul Freeman, CEO said...

*sob* It ... it's so BEAUTIFUL!!!!

*bawl*

2:11 PM  
Blogger Calzone said...

you guys are like totally hot together

8:18 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

"Ye'll be converted inter kindlin'," intejected Pirate Pete.

9:21 PM  
Blogger ass2006 said...

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10:24 AM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

Kill him, Slappy! Kill Ass2006! Kill him!

2:08 PM  
Blogger Slappy the Zombie said...

Mentioning Eight is Enough, Jill Whelan, Gavin McLeod and Joan Lunden is enough to make Slappy's heart explode with disgust. Once again, Milfy has hit Slappy's nail of a heart right on the head.

And yes, Ass2006 deserves to die a horrible horrible death,w hich shall probably be caused by some sort of large diseased hinder from hell.

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